Our Menu
Our Menu
Kitchen closes at 10PM each night
Kitchen closes at 10PM
Order by phone! (231) 227 1054
Order ahead by phone! 231-227-1054
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Burgers
All burgers served on a toasted potato bun
Burgers
All burgers served on a toasted potato bun
The Heifer
Two patties smashed to crispy perfection, topped with American cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle, and Heifer sauce
13
Chimi Burger
Banana pepper chimichurri, Swiss, pickled red onions, aioli
12
Mushroom Swiss
French mushroom duxelle and swiss, arugula, dijon mustard, aioli
12
The Big Onion
Two patties smashed into a heap of sweet onions, cooked until crispy and caramelized. Served with American cheese, heifer sauce and pickle
14
Mozzzzzzz
Mozzarella, tomato jam, house-made pesto, arugula dressed in balsamic dressing
12
Spicy Burger
Candied jalapenos, bacon, cream cheese
11
Spicy Burger
Candied jalapenos, bacon, cream cheese
12
Build Your Own
Single 9 | Double 12 | Comes with lettuce and tomato
Make any burger a double
3
Make it an impossible
2
Gluten free buns available
2
Add bacon to any burger
2
Make any burger a double
3
Make it an impossible
2
Gluten free buns available
2
Add bacon to any burger
2
Chicken Sandwiches
Served on a toasted potato bun
The Fried Chicken One
Buttermilk-brined chicken breast, pickle, aioli, coleslaw
12
Korean Fried Chicken (spicy)
Gochujang-style fried chicken breast, pickles, coleslaw
13
Gluten free buns available
2
Chicken Sandwiches
Served on a toasted potato bun
The Fried Chicken One
Buttermilk-brined chicken breast, pickle, aioli, coleslaw
12
Korean Fried Chicken (spicy)
Gochujang-style fried chicken breast, pickles, coleslaw
13
Gluten free buns available
2
Apps/Sides
Side of Fries
Crispy fries, seasoned, served with whatever sauce you like
3.5
More than a side of fries
Super saucy, topped with parmesan cheese and parsley
7
Street Corn Ribs
Quartered corn on the cob, fried, served elote style with crispy onions (yeah you read that right buddy)
11
Onion Rings
Crispy house-breaded onion rings, served with house-made ranch - V
10
House-Made Bowl O' Slaw
5
Apps/Sides
Shareable sizes
Side of Fries
Crispy fries, seasoned, served with whatever sauce you like
3.5
More than a side of fries
Super saucy, topped with parmesan cheese and parsley
7
Street Corn Ribs
Quartered corn on the cob, fried, served elote style with crispy onions (yeah you read that right buddy)
11
Onion Rings
Crispy house-breaded onion rings, served with house-made ranch - V
10
House-Made Bowl O' Slaw
5
Ice Cream
Milkshake - 7
Vanilla
Chocolate
Oreo
Strawberry
Malt - 8
Vanilla
Chocolate
Oreo
Strawberry
Ice Cream
Order at bar!
Milkshake - 7
Vanilla
Chocolate
Oreo
Strawberry
Malt - 8
Vanilla
Chocolate
Oreo
Strawberry
Drinks
Drinks
Beer
Busch Lite
3.5
Bud Light
3.5
Miller Lite
3.5
Miller High Life
3.5
Michelob Ultra
3.5
PBR
3.5
Donna's Pickle Beer
3.5
Labatt Blue
3.5
Michigan Amber
3.5
Yeungling
3.5
Yeungling Light
3.5
Athletic N/A
3.5
Corona Extra
3.5
Bomb Pop Wolverine
7.5
Kona
3.5
Local's Light
3.5
Huma Lupa - Shorts
5
Only Tourists
4
Power of Love
5.5
M43 IPA
7.5
Heineken
4
Guinness
5
Dragon's Milk
7
Pacifico
3.5
SCP
5
Oberon
5
Two Hearted
5
Cocktails
Moo-Garita
Lunazul Reposado Tequila, Gran Gala Orange Liqueur, lime juice, and sugar. Served with a salted rim and garnished with a lime. Can be made: spicy, strawberry, mango, or passionfruit flavored for $2 additional
10
Moscow Moole
Tito’s Vodka, fresh squeezed lime, Fever Tree ginger beer.
10
Heifed Up
Tito’s Vodka, Bacardi White Rum, Milagro Silver Tequila, Tanqueray London Dry Gin, Triple Sec, and sour mix. Topped with Coke and garnished with a lemon.
12
Cowgirl Martini
New Amsterdam Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, served with a sidecar of Prosecco.
13
Moojito
Bacardi White Rum, fresh squeezed lime, Simple Syrup, fresh mint. Topped with soda, garnished with a lime.
9.5
Cream of The Crop
Coconut Rum, Coconut RumChata, fresh squeezed lime juice. Topped with soda water, garnished with a pineapple wedge.
8.5
Cherry Sour
TC Whiskey Co. Cherry Whiskey, fresh squeezed lemon juice, Simple Syrup. Served with orange and cherry garnish.
9
Benzie Blue
Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, fresh squeezed lime juice. Topped with Sprite, garnished with a lime.
8.5
Caipirinha
Cachaca 51, lime, sugar. Garnished with a lime.
9
Cutwater Moi Toi
10
Cutwater Espresso Martini
10
Cutwater Lemon Drop
10
Cutwater Poloma
10
Seltzer
Nutrl Peach
6
Nutrl Lime
6
White Claw Black Cherry
5
White Claw Mango
5
High Noon Black Cherry
7
High Noon Lemon
7
High Noon Peach
7
High Noon Lime
7
High Noon Pineapple
7
High Noon Grapefruit
7
Lucky Dog Blueberry
6
Long Drink
6
Long Drink Peach
6
Long Drink Sugar Free
6
Lucky Dog Original
6
Cider
Pular
5
Blake's El Chavo
6
Blake's Triple Jam
6
Vodka
Grey Goose
8
Kettle One
8
Titos
6
Absolut
6
GT Cherry Vodka
7
Stoli Vanilla
6
Stoli Blueberry
6
Stoli Razz
6
Smirnoff Blu
6
Well
5
Whiskey
Woodford Reserve
8
Knob 9
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Bullet Rye
8
Bullet Burb
8
TC Whiskey
8
TC Cherry
8
Makers Mark
6
Crown Royal
6
Crown Royal Apple
6
Crown Royal Peach
6
Tullamor Dew
6
Skrewball
6
Bushmills
7
Jameson
7
Jim Beam
6
Red Stag
6
Jack Daniels
6
Seagrams 7
6
Soco
6
Fireball
6
Well
5
Cordials
Grand Marinier
7
Peach Schnapps
5
Soho Lychee
6
Bailey's
6
Kahlua
6
Amaretto
5
Butterscotch
5
D Creme De Cacao
5
Dissarano
7
Campari
7
Blue Caraco
5
Triple Sec
6
Midori
5
Licor 43
7
Jagermeister
6
Creme De Banana
5
Rum
Mt. Gay
7
Bacardi
6
Capt. Morgan
6
Malibu
6
151 Rum
6
Well
5
Kraken
6
Gin
Hendricks
8
Bombay Saphire
6
Tanquerary
6
Well
5
Scotch
Dewars
6
Glenfidditch
10
Monkey Shoulder
7
Toki
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Johnnie Walker Blue
9
Tequila
Jose Quervo
6
Millagro Silver
7
Millagro Anejo
9
Millagro Reposado
12
Casamigos
9
1800
7
Patron
9
Well
5
Misc
Hennessy
7
Malort
7
Drinks
Beer
Busch Lite
3.5
Bud Light
3.5
Miller Lite
3.5
Miller High Life
3.5
Michelob Ultra
3.5
PBR
3.5
Donna's Pickle Beer
3.5
Labatt Blue
3.5
Michigan Amber
3.5
Yeungling
3.5
Yeungling Light
3.5
Athletic N/A
3.5
Corona Extra
3.5
Bomb Pop Wolverine
7.5
Kona
3.5
Local's Light
3.5
Huma Lupa - Shorts
5
Only Tourists
4
Power of Love
5.5
M43 IPA
7.5
Heineken
4
Guinness
5
Dragon's Milk
7
Pacifico
3.5
SCP
5
Oberon
5
Two Hearted
5
Cocktails
Moo-Garita
Lunazul Reposado Tequila, Gran Gala Orange Liqueur, lime juice, and sugar. Served with a salted rim and garnished with a lime. Can be made: spicy, strawberry, mango, or passionfruit flavored for $2 additional
10
Moscow Moole
Tito’s Vodka, fresh squeezed lime, Fever Tree ginger beer.
10
Heifed Up
Tito’s Vodka, Bacardi White Rum, Milagro Silver Tequila, Tanqueray London Dry Gin, Triple Sec, and sour mix. Topped with Coke and garnished with a lemon.
12
Cowgirl Martini
New Amsterdam Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, served with a sidecar of Prosecco.
13
Moojito
Bacardi White Rum, fresh squeezed lime, Simple Syrup, fresh mint. Topped with soda, garnished with a lime.
9.5
Cream of The Crop
Coconut Rum, Coconut RumChata, fresh squeezed lime juice. Topped with soda water, garnished with a pineapple wedge.
8.5
Cherry Sour
TC Whiskey Co. Cherry Whiskey, fresh squeezed lemon juice, Simple Syrup. Served with orange and cherry garnish.
9
Benzie Blue
Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, fresh squeezed lime juice. Topped with Sprite, garnished with a lime.
8.5
Caipirinha
Cachaca 51, lime, sugar. Garnished with a lime.
9
Cutwater Moi Toi
10
Cutwater Espresso Martini
10
Cutwater Lemon Drop
10
Cutwater Poloma
10
Seltzer
Nutrl Peach
6
Nutrl Lime
6
White Claw Black Cherry
5
White Claw Mango
5
High Noon Black Cherry
7
High Noon Lemon
7
High Noon Peach
7
High Noon Lime
7
High Noon Pineapple
7
High Noon Grapefruit
7
Lucky Dog Blueberry
6
Long Drink
6
Long Drink Peach
6
Long Drink Sugar Free
6
Lucky Dog Original
6
Cider
Pular
5
Blake's El Chavo
6
Blake's Triple Jam
6
Vodka
Grey Goose
8
Kettle One
8
Titos
6
Absolut
6
GT Cherry Vodka
7
Stoli Vanilla
6
Stoli Blueberry
6
Stoli Razz
6
Smirnoff Blu
6
Well
5
Whiskey
Woodford Reserve
8
Knob 9
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Bullet Rye
8
Bullet Burb
8
TC Whiskey
8
TC Cherry
8
Makers Mark
6
Crown Royal
6
Crown Royal Apple
6
Crown Royal Peach
6
Tullamor Dew
6
Skrewball
6
Bushmills
7
Jameson
7
Jim Beam
6
Red Stag
6
Jack Daniels
6
Seagrams 7
6
Soco
6
Fireball
6
Well
5
Cordials
Grand Marinier
7
Peach Schnapps
5
Soho Lychee
6
Bailey's
6
Kahlua
6
Amaretto
5
Butterscotch
5
D Creme De Cacao
5
Dissarano
7
Campari
7
Blue Caraco
5
Triple Sec
6
Midori
5
Licor 43
7
Jagermeister
6
Creme De Banana
5
Rum
Mt. Gay
7
Bacardi
6
Capt. Morgan
6
Malibu
6
151 Rum
6
Well
5
Kraken
6
Gin
Hendricks
8
Bombay Saphire
6
Tanquerary
6
Well
5
Scotch
Dewars
6
Glenfidditch
10
Monkey Shoulder
7
Toki
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Johnnie Walker Blue
9
Tequila
Jose Quervo
6
Millagro Silver
7
Millagro Anejo
9
Millagro Reposado
12
Casamigos
9
1800
7
Patron
9
Well
5
Misc
Hennessy
7
Malort
7
© 2026 The Hammered Heifer. All rights reserved. Images courtesy Sander Breneman
© 2026 The Hammered Heifer. All rights reserved. Images courtesy Sander Breneman
© 2026 The Hammered Heifer. All rights reserved. Images courtesy Sander Breneman