Our Menu
Our Menu
Kitchen closes at 10PM each night
Kitchen closes at 10PM
Order by phone! (231) 227 1054
Order by phone! 231-227-1054
Burgers
All burgers served on a toasted potato bun
Burgers
All served on a toasted potato bun
The Heifer
Two patties smashed to crispy perfection, topped with American cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle, and Heifer sauce
13
Chimi Burger
Banana pepper chimichurri, Swiss, pickled red onions, aioli
12
The Big Onion
Two patties smashed into a heap of sweet onions, cooked until crispy and caramelized. Served with American cheese, heifer sauce and pickle
14
Mushroom Swiss
French mushroom duxelle and swiss, arugula, dijon mustard, aioli
12
Mozzzzzzz
Mozzarella, tomato jam, house-made pesto, arugula dressed in balsamic dressing
12
Spicy Burger
Candied jalapenos, bacon, cream cheese
12
Build Your Own
Single 9 | Double 12 | Comes with lettuce and tomato
Make any burger a double
4
Make it an impossible
2
Gluten free buns available
2
Add bacon to any burger
2
Make any burger a double
4
Make it an impossible
2
Gluten free buns available
2
Add bacon to any burger
2
Chicken Sandwiches
Served on a toasted potato bun
The Fried Chicken One
Buttermilk-brined chicken breast, pickle, aioli, coleslaw
12
Korean Fried Chicken
Gochujang-style fried chicken breast, pickles, coleslaw. Yes grandma it's a little spicy but not crazy.
13
Gluten free buns available
2
Chicken Sandwiches
Served on a toasted potato bun
The Fried Chicken One
Buttermilk-brined chicken breast, pickle, aioli, coleslaw
12
Korean Fried Chicken
Gochujang-style fried chicken breast, pickles, coleslaw. Yes grandma it's a little spicy but not crazy.
13
Gluten free buns available
2
Apps/Sides
Side of Fries
Crispy fries, seasoned, served with whatever sauce you like
3.5
More than a side of fries
Topped with Heifer Sauce, parmesan cheese and parsley
7
Street Corn Ribs
Quartered corn on the cob, fried, served elote style with crispy onions (yeah you read that right buddy)
11
Onion Rings
Crispy house-breaded onion rings, served with house-made ranch (they are freaking huge) - V
10
House-Made Bowl O' Slaw
5
Apps/Sides
Shareable sizes
Side of Fries
Crispy fries, seasoned, served with whatever sauce you like
3.5
More than a side of fries
Topped with Heifer Sauce, parmesan cheese and parsley
7
Street Corn Ribs
Quartered corn on the cob, fried, served elote style with crispy onions (yeah you read that right buddy)
11
Onion Rings
Crispy house-breaded onion rings, served with house-made ranch (they are freaking huge) - V
10
House-Made Bowl O' Slaw
5
Little Heifers (kids)
Kids Burger
Single patty, just plain, we get it. Add on any toppings you'd like
7
Mozzerlla Sticks
Seasoned and served with house-made ranch
9
Little Heifers (kids)
Kids Burger
Single patty, just plain, we get it. Add on any toppings you'd like
7
Mozzerlla Sticks
Seasoned and served with house-made ranch
9
Ice Cream
Milkshake - 7
Vanilla
Chocolate
Oreo
Strawberry
Malt - 8
Vanilla
Chocolate (hi gretel)
Oreo
Strawberry
Ice Cream
Order at bar!
Milkshake - 7
Vanilla
Chocolate
Oreo
Strawberry
Malt - 8
Vanilla
Chocolate (hi gretel)
Oreo
Strawberry
Drinks
Drinks
Beer
Busch Lite
3.5
Bud Light
4
Budweiser
4
Miller Lite
3.5
Miller High Life
3.5
Michelob Ultra
4
Coors Light
4
Coors Banquet
4
Modelo
4
PBR
3.5
Donna's Pickle Beer
6.5
Labatt Blue
4
Two Hearted
6
Oberon
6
Michigan Amber
6.5
Yeungling
4
Yeungling Light
4
Athletic Run Wild N/A
5
Corona Extra
4
Bomb Pop Wolverine
7.5
Kona
5
Local's Light
3.5
Huma Lupa - Shorts
5
Only Tourists
4
Summer Shandy
5
Power of Love
5.5
M43 IPA
7.5
Heineken
5
Guinness
6
Wheezin' Juice
5.5
Dragon’s Milk
8
Pacifico
5
SCP
6
Cocktails
Moo-Garita
Lunazul Reposado Tequila, Gran Gala Orange Liqueur, lime juice, and sugar. Served with a salted rim and garnished with a lime. Can be made: spicy, strawberry, mango, or passionfruit flavored for $2 additional
10
Moscow Moole
Tito’s Vodka, fresh squeezed lime, Fever Tree ginger beer.
10
Heifed Up
Tito’s Vodka, Bacardi White Rum, Milagro Silver Tequila, Tanqueray London Dry Gin, Triple Sec, and sour mix. Topped with Coke and garnished with a lemon.
12
Cowgirl Martini
New Amsterdam Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, served with a sidecar of Prosecco.
13
Moojito
Bacardi White Rum, fresh squeezed lime, Simple Syrup, fresh mint. Topped with soda, garnished with a lime.
9.5
Cherry Sour
TC Whiskey Co. Cherry Whiskey, fresh squeezed lemon juice, Simple Syrup. Served with orange and cherry garnish.
9
Benzie Blue
Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, fresh squeezed lime juice. Topped with Sprite, garnished with a lime.
8.5
Caipirinha
Cachaca 51, lime, sugar. Garnished with a lime.
9
Cutwater Moi Toi
10
Cutwater Espresso Martini
10
Cutwater Lemon Drop
10
Cutwater Poloma
10
Seltzer
White Claw Black Cherry
5
White Claw Mango
5
High Noon Black Cherry
7
High Noon Lemon
7
High Noon Peach
7
High Noon Lime
7
High Noon Pineapple
7
High Noon Grapefruit
7
Lucky Dog Blueberry
6.5
Lucky Dog Original
6.5
Long Drink
6
Long Drink Peach
6
Long Drink Sugar Free
6
Cider
Uncle John
7.5
Pulsar
5
Blake’s El Chavo
7
Blake’s Triple Jam
7
Vodka
Grey Goose
8
Kettle One
8
Titos
6
Absolut
6
GT Cherry Vodka
7
Stoli Vanilla
6
Stoli Blueberry
6
Stoli Razzberry
6
Smirnoff Blu
6
Well
5
Whiskey
Woodford Reserve
8
Knob 9
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Bullet Rye
8
Bullet Burb
8
TC Whiskey
8
TC Cherry
8
Makers Mark
6
Crown Royal
6
Crown Royal Apple
6
Crown Royal Peach
6
Tullamor Dew
6
Skrewball
6
Bushmills
7
Jameson
7
Jim Beam
6
Red Stag
6
Jack Daniels
6
Seagrams 7
6
Soco
6
Fireball
6
Well
5
Cordials
Peach Schnapps
5
Soho Lychee
6
Bailey's
6
Kahlua
6
Amaretto
5
Butterscotch
5
D Creme De Cacao
5
Dissarano
7
Campari
7
Blue Curacao
5
Triple Sec
6
Midori
5
Licor 43
7
Jagermeister
6
Creme De Banana
5
Rum
Mt. Gay
7
Bacardi
6
Captain Morgan
6
Malibu
6
151 Rum
6
Well
5
Kraken
6
Gin
Hendricks
8
Bombay Saphire
6
Tanqueray
6
Well
5
Scotch
Dewars
6
Glenfidditch
10
Monkey Shoulder
7
Toki
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Johnnie Walker Blue
9
Tequila
Jose Quervo
6
Millagro Silver
7
Millagro Anejo
9
Millagro Reposado
12
Lunazul Blanco
8
Casamigos
9
1800
7
Patron
9
Well
5
Misc
Hennessy
7
Malort
7
Drinks
Beer
Busch Lite
3.5
Bud Light
4
Budweiser
4
Miller Lite
3.5
Miller High Life
3.5
Michelob Ultra
4
Coors Light
4
Coors Banquet
4
Modelo
4
PBR
3.5
Donna's Pickle Beer
6.5
Labatt Blue
4
Two Hearted
6
Oberon
6
Michigan Amber
6.5
Yeungling
4
Yeungling Light
4
Athletic Run Wild N/A
5
Corona Extra
4
Bomb Pop Wolverine
7.5
Kona
5
Local's Light
3.5
Huma Lupa - Shorts
5
Only Tourists
4
Summer Shandy
5
Power of Love
5.5
M43 IPA
7.5
Heineken
5
Guinness
6
Wheezin' Juice
5.5
Dragon’s Milk
8
Pacifico
5
SCP
6
Cocktails
Moo-Garita
Lunazul Reposado Tequila, Gran Gala Orange Liqueur, lime juice, and sugar. Served with a salted rim and garnished with a lime. Can be made: spicy, strawberry, mango, or passionfruit flavored for $2 additional
10
Moscow Moole
Tito’s Vodka, fresh squeezed lime, Fever Tree ginger beer.
10
Heifed Up
Tito’s Vodka, Bacardi White Rum, Milagro Silver Tequila, Tanqueray London Dry Gin, Triple Sec, and sour mix. Topped with Coke and garnished with a lemon.
12
Cowgirl Martini
New Amsterdam Vanilla Vodka, Passionfruit Liqueur, served with a sidecar of Prosecco.
13
Moojito
Bacardi White Rum, fresh squeezed lime, Simple Syrup, fresh mint. Topped with soda, garnished with a lime.
9.5
Cherry Sour
TC Whiskey Co. Cherry Whiskey, fresh squeezed lemon juice, Simple Syrup. Served with orange and cherry garnish.
9
Benzie Blue
Coconut Rum, Blue Curacao, fresh squeezed lime juice. Topped with Sprite, garnished with a lime.
8.5
Caipirinha
Cachaca 51, lime, sugar. Garnished with a lime.
9
Cutwater Moi Toi
10
Cutwater Espresso Martini
10
Cutwater Lemon Drop
10
Cutwater Poloma
10
Seltzer
White Claw Black Cherry
5
White Claw Mango
5
High Noon Black Cherry
7
High Noon Lemon
7
High Noon Peach
7
High Noon Lime
7
High Noon Pineapple
7
High Noon Grapefruit
7
Lucky Dog Blueberry
6.5
Lucky Dog Original
6.5
Long Drink
6
Long Drink Peach
6
Long Drink Sugar Free
6
Cider
Uncle John
7.5
Pulsar
5
Blake’s El Chavo
7
Blake’s Triple Jam
7
Vodka
Grey Goose
8
Kettle One
8
Titos
6
Absolut
6
GT Cherry Vodka
7
Stoli Vanilla
6
Stoli Blueberry
6
Stoli Razzberry
6
Smirnoff Blu
6
Well
5
Whiskey
Woodford Reserve
8
Knob 9
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Bullet Rye
8
Bullet Burb
8
TC Whiskey
8
TC Cherry
8
Makers Mark
6
Crown Royal
6
Crown Royal Apple
6
Crown Royal Peach
6
Tullamor Dew
6
Skrewball
6
Bushmills
7
Jameson
7
Jim Beam
6
Red Stag
6
Jack Daniels
6
Seagrams 7
6
Soco
6
Fireball
6
Well
5
Cordials
Peach Schnapps
5
Soho Lychee
6
Bailey's
6
Kahlua
6
Amaretto
5
Butterscotch
5
D Creme De Cacao
5
Dissarano
7
Campari
7
Blue Curacao
5
Triple Sec
6
Midori
5
Licor 43
7
Jagermeister
6
Creme De Banana
5
Rum
Mt. Gay
7
Bacardi
6
Captain Morgan
6
Malibu
6
151 Rum
6
Well
5
Kraken
6
Gin
Hendricks
8
Bombay Saphire
6
Tanqueray
6
Well
5
Scotch
Dewars
6
Glenfidditch
10
Monkey Shoulder
7
Toki
8
Johnnie Walker Red
7
Johnnie Walker Blue
9
Tequila
Jose Quervo
6
Millagro Silver
7
Millagro Anejo
9
Millagro Reposado
12
Lunazul Blanco
8
Casamigos
9
1800
7
Patron
9
Well
5
Misc
Hennessy
7
Malort
7
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Site and images by Sander Breneman
© 2026 The Hammered Heifer. All rights reserved.
Site and images by Sander Breneman