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The First Ever Heifer Blog Post

By Heifer Executive Writing Staff

Hello Heifer world. We have hired a team of 10 full-time salaried writers to write Heifer blog posts. We want to hear from YOU about what all 10 of us should write about. Where did the name come from? How many freckles do all our staff have in total? What makes a good smash burger?

What does make a good smash burger? Hahaha that's funny as if we'd ever tell you that. DM us on our Instagram and tell us what we should write blog posts about. We'll mention you in the blog if we feel like it. Kidding we will, wouldn't that be funny if we just stole your ideas that would be pretty funny. I'm gonna put in a picture of a burger now. And if you're on a computer I'm gonna make it giant and cropped weird.

Hello Heifer world. We have hired a team of 10 full-time salaried writers to write Heifer blog posts. We want to hear from YOU about what all 10 of us should write about. Where did the name come from? How many freckles do all our staff have in total? What makes a good smash burger?

What does make a good smash burger? Hahaha that's funny as if we'd ever tell you that. DM us on our Instagram and tell us what we should write blog posts about. We'll mention you in the blog if we feel like it. Kidding we will, wouldn't that be funny if we just stole your ideas that would be pretty funny. I'm gonna put in a picture of a burger now. And if you're on a computer I'm gonna make it giant and cropped weird.

Boom. Ok fun is over we're gonna get back to making burgers, as of this post we've made over 15,000 not including chicken sandwiches and other such items. That's so nuts, when we were tallying up the numbers I could not believe it, Mogen could because he's been on the grill all day everyday.

Ok bye now, tell us what topics we should cover.

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© 2026 The Hammered Heifer. All rights reserved.

Site and images by Sander Breneman

© 2026 The Hammered Heifer. All rights reserved.


Site and images by Sander Breneman